I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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