You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
