at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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