I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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