he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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