i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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