doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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