Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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