pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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