What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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