Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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