yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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