remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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