You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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