My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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