This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka