i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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