apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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