is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my being single is dangerous.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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