So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so let's talk penis.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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