There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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