He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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