So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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