Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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