were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
