She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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