I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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