just tell him i said nine months
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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