its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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