is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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