Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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