I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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