Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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