She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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