Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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