Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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