I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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