I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So squirting runs in the family.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
