I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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