I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
