I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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