I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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