I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I am naked and annoyed.