I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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