doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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