dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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