i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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