so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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