So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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