I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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