Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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