Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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