8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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