that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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