...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I will pee on everything he values.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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